Snyggt va? En braunradio från 60talet och en lite nyare applemanick.
En är en gammal högtalare, den andra en modern imac.
Samt en überplatt bärbar! Helt utan braunförebild! :) Snygg men trög!
(låten nedan som mp3)
Who made me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that others all quote?
Who's the professor that made me that way,
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat?
One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
and Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize!
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize...
Only be sure always to call it please, "research".
And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same,
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. It
was on Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Metrization
of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold.
Bozhe moi!
This I know from nothing.2
But I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea - haha!
I have a friend in Minsk,
Who has a friend in Pinsk,
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk.
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.
And when his work is done -
Haha! - begins the fun.
From Dnepropetrovsk
To Petropavlovsk,
By way of Iliysk,
And Novorossiysk,
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I published first!
And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
This book, this book was sensational!3
Pravda - ah, Pravda - Pravda said:
"Zhil byl korol' kogda-to, Pri njom blokha zhila" ("It stinks"). 4
But Izvestia! Izvestia said:
"Ya idu kuda sam tzar' peshkom hodil" ("It stinks"). 5
Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva bought the movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle',
With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse.6
And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name.
Oy!
Ja..... Tom Lehrer är en gammal favorit.. och när jag
såg artikeln i sydsvenskan kunde jag inte låta bli!
1 Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky; 1793-1856
2In the studio recording these two lines are slightly different:
This I know from nothing. What I'm going to do?
I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea - haha!
3In the studio recording these three lines are slightly different:
This book was sensational!
Pravda, ha, well Pravda says:
4Translation: "Once upon a time a king had a pet flea", the first line of Mephistopheles' Song of the Flea by Modest Petrovich Musorgsky (1839-1881). -- [contributed by Dmitry Ostrovsky]
5 Translation: "I should go where the tzar himself has walked", a slang phrase meaning "I should go to the toilet". -- [contributed by Dmitry Ostrovsky]
6 In the studio recording the part of the hypotenuse was played by Ingrid Bergman
Jodå, det vet du VISST! Hompen Bilbo!
Rackarns vilken linxutaliban jag har blivit!
Kanske, bara kanske, så borde stämningen vara riktad åt andra hållet.Vill man ha tillbaka sin tjuga får man ställa tillbaka den i ett ställ, och om man skiter i det så är det garanterat nån annan som vill ha tjugan så det blir lixom ordning på torpet!
Idag har jag druckit kaffe på en mack. Den var gratis på riktigt. Det ingick tillåme glasstårta! Varesig man hade tankat eller inte!
Anteckningar (inte wordpad eller nåt annat) och skriver
Å så vill jag berätta att jag VET att det är en bot, och inte en båt. Fast det blir mycket roligare med båt ju!
De gula tomtarna stod inte i givakt som jag trodde, de babblar i telefon! I en skypekonkurrent från tele2, närmare bestämt! Parlino heter skypekopian!
Gultomtarna har en egen hemsida, minsann! http://www.they-do-exist.com
Nån därute som har nån ide om vad tanken bakom de trevliga gula tomtarna är?
Och nu ska hon iallafall tillfälligt ersättas av Bosse Ringholm, den ende fd finansministern i världen med underkänt i matematik (bosses betyg mm)
Kapten Stofil säljer äkta skånsk felstavad lommemög, så det känns som om man har haft byxorna och västen i evighet! För nog heter det LOMMEMÖG och inte LOMMAMÖG? Lommamög, är det nåt skit som bara finns i Lomma?
En brinnande dödslåda!
Svullo har lämnat oss. Han har slutat svina.
Vladimir Sovetov: Good. But still there are one of the best Frank live albums were you, Mr. Carl Zappa, so to say mentioned on stage? I mean ROXY and Elsewhere? Were you in the audience or backstage? What's the story and the meaning of "Carl Zappa's socks" line. And is it still damp?-)
Carl Zappa: Yes, the socks were mine. I was in the audience. Before Frank went on stage, he said he needed a pair of white gym sox and he asked me if he could have mine. He had it planned out beforehand.
Källa: Arf.ru
Frank Zappa lär ut vad man bör röka.. :)
ARF har MÅNGA roliga svar på vad zappas låtar handlar om. (arfs låtindex)
